I Drive Like an Asshole & Dress Like a Bitch Cat 9" Bumper Sticker

Channel your inner hot mess icon with this bold, unapologetic bumper sticker inspired by Kesha’s viral new song. Featuring a fluffy white cat in heart-shaped sunglasses (serving ✨glam✨), this pink vinyl decal declares what everyone’s already thinking: you’re a menace behind the wheel and a fashion legend in the streets.

It’s a whole vibe—sass, chaos, and a little bit of road rage, wrapped in a cute aesthetic that screams “don’t follow me unless you’re fabulous.”

Perfect for your car, laptop, or anything else that needs a hot pink warning label.