{"product_id":"i-stab-things-trucker-cap","title":"I Stab Things Trucker Cap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"322\"\u003eSubtle? No. Effective? Always. This hat isn’t here to whisper—it’s here to scream \u003cem data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"322\"\u003e“I’ve got a dark sense of humor and probably a fixed blade within reach.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"456\"\u003ePerfect for medics, grunts, chefs with rage issues, or anyone who appreciates a good patch and a little sarcasm with their sunshine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"972\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e26% cotton \/ 74% polyester — breathable and durable, like you on a Monday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"637\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"637\"\u003eMid-profile fit with a structured six-panel build — holds shape better than your last team leader\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e3.5\" crown — just enough altitude to assert dominance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"750\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"750\"\u003eMesh back — for ventilation when the tension rises\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"827\"\u003ePermacurv® visor — keeps its shape no matter how many side-eyes you give\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"882\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"882\"\u003ePlastic adjustable snap — because freedom fits all\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"972\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eHead circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ — for skulls full of dark humor and situational awareness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1090\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e🪓 \u003cem data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eWear it proudly. Just... maybe don’t wear it to therapy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1090\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eBecause sometimes words fail—so you stab things.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1090\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1090\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1329\" data-start=\"1288\"\u003e\u003cem data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1117\" data-start=\"1078\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeads up (literally):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe don’t keep piles of hats sitting in some dusty warehouse. Each one’s made fresh when you order—like a tactical taco for your head. That means shipping takes a bit longer, but it's worth the wait.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThanks for supporting made-to-order gear and helping us avoid overproduction. Your patience is legendary. 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