{"product_id":"griffon-tears-beer-lotion-vanilla-grove","title":"Griffon Tears Beer Lotion - Vanilla Grove","description":"\u003ch1\u003eUnleash the Power of Griffon Tears Beer Lotion\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEmbrace the Luxurious Vanilla Grove Fragrance\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI don't know if you've ever been to a griffon lair... but let me tell you it's a sad strange place. I'm sure at some point they must find time to be the savage beasts some lore make them out to be. Whenever I visit they seem to be in their feelings. Puddles of tears everywhere! I got permission to take some back to the lab for experiments. So far the only thing that's panned out has been this delectable lotion from when I tried to whip up a milkshake. Will I ever get anything edible out of this cauldron?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"261\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"261\"\u003eUnleash the Power of Griffon Tears: A Vanilla Grove Lotioncraft\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eImagine this: a travel-weary warlock stumbles into his chamber after a long day chasing prophecies, dodging hexes, and wrestling with spreadsheets disguised as scrolls. His skin? Dry as a cursed tome. He reaches for a bottle of Griffon Tears, dispenses a few enchanted squeezes, and begins the sacred ritual. The texture? Silky and light. The experience? Immediate redemption. The scent? Vanilla Grove—warm and mellow, like the lingering aroma of sun-ripened vanilla beans basking in a golden glade of enchanted stillness. As he massages it into his skin, it drinks it up like parched soil after a rainstorm. Ashy patches vanish. His arms gleam. His confidence soars. He flexes once—for absolutely no reason—and smirks. He is unstoppable. He is lotioned.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eKey Benefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003eFast-Absorbing Hydration:\u003c\/strong\u003e This lightweight lotion sinks into the skin like a blessing from the skincare gods, leaving no residue behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eSoftens and Smooths:\u003c\/strong\u003e Banishes roughness and revives dry, tired skin from wrist to wand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eDaily Armor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for morning rituals, midday refreshes, or post-shower rejuvenation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1376\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003eA Scent Worthy of Legends:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smells like Vanilla Grove—calm, comforting, and subtly powerful, like a spell murmured beside a warm hearth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1957\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003eSqueeze a Modest Amount:\u003c\/strong\u003e One to two squeezes is usually all it takes to begin the enchantment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1648\" data-end=\"1720\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1651\" data-end=\"1720\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1651\" data-end=\"1673\"\u003eRub Between Hands:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm it up like you’re conjuring confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1721\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003eMassage Into Skin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apply to arms, legs, hands, chest, or anywhere that’s begging for softness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1897\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1828\" data-end=\"1897\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1828\" data-end=\"1849\"\u003eRepeat As Needed:\u003c\/strong\u003e Skin getting cheeky again? Reapply the spell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1957\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1901\" data-end=\"1957\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1901\" data-end=\"1957\"\u003eSniff Yourself Dramatically. Because You Deserve It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1959\" data-end=\"2100\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1959\" data-end=\"2100\"\u003eStep into your power with the Griffon Tears Beer Lotion in Vanilla Grove. Because a warlock’s skin should feel as legendary as his destiny.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGetchuone\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKokum Butter, Safflower Oil, Distilled Water, Beer, Rosemary Extract, BTMS-50, Honeyquat, Pro Vitamin B5, Cetearyl Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Silk Protein, Fragrance and Antimicrobial Preservative.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*This listing is for one 4 oz tottle of beer lotion. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**This product contains natural essential or fragrance oils, which could cause reactions within those who have skin sensitivities. Individual results may vary depending on skin type, sensitivity, age, and skincare history. Please check the ingredient list for any potential allergens or known sensitivities. If any reactions occur, please discontinue use immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Soap Witch Crafts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51049152643367,"sku":"sku-39705760366742","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/3146\/6023\/files\/WholesaleGriffonTearsBeerLotion-Clean_3.png?v=1771472752","url":"https:\/\/primestore.us\/products\/griffon-tears-beer-lotion-vanilla-grove","provider":"PrimeStore Premium Marketplace ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}